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Post by Cowboy Camper on Jan 10, 2010 9:27:56 GMT -6
Sent in an email to me....
Can't we just all get along? Two radical Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a Coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you'. As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it.. When the Marine returned with the Coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone, the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors...'Why does it have to be this way? How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in Cokes?' THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES
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Post by snow on Jan 14, 2010 15:37:40 GMT -6
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I heard a similar version but it was spitting in boots and sh tting in the chillie.
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Post by Cowboy Camper on Jan 14, 2010 19:50:41 GMT -6
LOL! ;D But, depending on the chili and/or the particular Load deposited, I would think the chili Deposit would be much more noticeable. Of course, there are a lot of variables with both! I mean, DW here makes chili that pretty much tastes like $ hit most of the time.
Good thing she don't pay much attention to these here forums, huh?
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Post by snow on Jan 17, 2010 10:30:31 GMT -6
LOL! ;D But, depending on the chili and/or the particular Load deposited, I would think the chili Deposit would be much more noticeable. Of course, there are a lot of variables with both! I mean, DW here makes chili that pretty much tastes like $ hit most of the time.
Good thing she don't pay much attention to these here forums, huh? I'm telling....
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Post by Cowboy Camper on Jan 18, 2010 21:26:26 GMT -6
Oh no you're not! Email Disabled!! (her email, that is. Not yours.) MMMuuuhhhhwwwwaaaaaaa!
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